Skankopolis Musings: Mouth Breathers

This has forever been one of those things that drives me a little bit crazy, but it peaked for me last night when I was in the grocery store attempting to navigate the aisles efficiently when I ran across a man standing in front of the child's fruit flavoured jelly treat section with his mouth gaping open.

He was completely blocking the aisle with his shopping cart, because he was -I assume- engrossed in the Dora the Explorer snack packs or some sh-t.

My anger toward mouth breathing was intensified due to his white cotton 1x1 rib turtleneck. Like, really? Are you a 7-year old boy going to his hockey tournament?

Ugh.

In short, please try to close your mouth, and I apologize very deeply if you have a sinus problem and I've offended you. This is mostly intended toward stupid, lazy people who for some reason cannot muster up the energy to close their mouths.

See Hugh Laurie above as good example of who I'm talking about.