JWoww's Bathing Suits Are Demure. But Not Really.

As if we didn't already know this, the cast of Jersey Shore are not exactly the epitome of class or elegance.

JWoww came out with a line of bathing suits this week that look like the one on the left.

I'm not sure what string she is holding...maybe the straps to her bikini, though I'm pretty sure those are folded into the cups.

I don't understand why this is one of the promo shots. That is clearly not a strapless bikini, I mean, it's not even staying up on her concrete faux boobs that don't move. How on earth would it stay up on a regular woman?

Dear lord.