Sunday, June 06, 2010

No, the real problem is...

I know everyone is on her case about the sad clown hair she is now sporting, but there are a number of questions I'd like to ask Rihanna;

Why are you wearing black coffee filters as a bra?
What's happened to your eye brows? Are you not making enough money to visit a makeup artist or esthetician?
And speaking of makeup artists.....I'm a really good one, and I promise I won't put a huge yellow triangle on your cheekbone.
And lastly, please don't ever make that face again.

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