Tuesday, June 08, 2010

Breaking News: Lindsay Lohan is a moron


Let's be real. We all knew that already.

Turns out the scram bracelet went off Sunday night at the MTV Movie Awards...Stupido is claiming that she didn't do anything, but a warrant was put out for her arrest anyway...and by violating her parole, she immediately forfeits the initial $100,000 her benefactor put up for her when she didn't show up to court after Cannes and almost got arrested.

Right now (5:11pm PST) there is a bail bondsman on his way to the courthouse in LA to pay a $200,000 bond to end the active warrant for La Lohan.

Bitch claims she didn't do anything. Yah. I bet.

How exciting. Fuck, I hope she goes to jail.

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