Wednesday, June 02, 2010

Jessica Simpson looks bad again...SHOCKING


Did you hear the dripping sarcasm there?

Not only does she violate every rule that we should have as women:
  • NEVER stand next to someone who doesn't eat, it never looks good
  • NEVER wear a dress that is 2 sizes too tight
  • NEVER wear that dress. Ever. Ew.
No, for real. This girl needs an intervention of some sort. She can't dress and she really doesn't know what she's doing.

She charmingly dumb but that's not enough. For someone who makes an assload of money off their clothing and shoe lines, she sure doesn't have it going on. If she continues to dress this poorly, I have to assume she's also going to lose a lot of sales.

How do you trust this person?

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