And, more importantly, people wore things and did their hair and make-up. Now that is my bag!
Amanda Seyfried:From what I've heard, this girl is a tool. She feels like she's made it and has no dues to pay anymore and is bigger than all of this. I don't know what she won for, but if it was Mamma Mia, I will slice my wrists. I saw 4 minutes of that movie and I wanted to die. Pierce Brosnan should never sing.
Anna Kendrick:Of 'Twilight' and 'Up In The Air' fame, this girl had a pretty good year. It's too bad her hair seems to have been done by me, circa 1985 when I had that Barbie bust form and would mangle the hell out of that thing.
That dress doesn't appear to fit her either. Ew.
Bradley Cooper, Betty White and Sandra Bullock:What a fantastic trio. Someone who's super hot, someone who is doing pretty well considering, and someone who is the best of all: Betty White. Betty's friend Rue McClanahan passed away last week, therefore, her presence is awesome. And the other two are cute. In fact, I think he should date Sandra instead of Renee Zellwegger. God she's disgusting.
Christina Aguilera:Ok, we get it. You're edge. That dress is made of the tape from cassette tapes though, right? It has the same shine and texture as the stuff I used to pull out of my sisters The Clash cassette collection.
OH MY GOD I just noticed the top is only criss crossed bandages, how totally disgusting. You're someone's mother woman!
Jennifer Lopez & Tom Cruise (aka Len Grosman):Really? Can we please?! She looks pretty darn fabulous, but he is just ridiculous. Go home. Take off your lifts and fulfil your contractual obligation to your robot wife. God I have Tom Cruise. And even though LG was funny at the beginning, he's just irritating now. Hear me, MTV? Please hear me.
Katy Perry:I am wondering why her hair is blue. She's the voice of Smurfette in the upcoming movie, but that bitch was blonde. I remember. She was awesome. Katy Perry weirds me out a bit, but I try not to think about it too much. I mean, where did she come from all of a sudden? And now her boobs and giant eyes are always in my face.
Think about it. Discuss. Email me.
Kristen Stewart:Wearing extensions, F-ING FANTASTIC shoes and a very cute dress...however, I feel like I've seen this dress on her before. She's getting formulaic and her stylist needs to kick it up a notch. I would love to be a stylist.
I don't love the extensions/ponytail...it's cheap. Very Parasite Hilton to show up to something with suddenly long hair. She's still cute though. And not because of Twilight. I loathe those movies. Because of her potential...so much potential...
Lindsay "Scram" Lohan:Ha ha, I'm funny. Sometimes. Ok, I get it. Not this time. So you may have read my separate post saying that her SCRAM bracelet went off during the show or afterparty or something. Either way, biatch is screwed. Someone paid $200k to keep her out of jail, but she still needs to go see the judge soon and if she f's up again (though she seems kind of unaffected, tweeting about Eminem's new album at the moment) bitch is gonna go to jail.
On another note, I was going to say that from the neck up she actually looks pretty good. I was impressed. I don't love the sparkly jumpsuit, and I am a lover of all things sparkly AND jumpsuit, but you can't win 'em all.
I only like that combo if it looks like it could have come from the disco era...this looks discount. BAM!
Russell Brand:Could someone please call me an ambulance (don't really)? I find that Russell looks good here. Yah, I said it. A man in satin pants and super high heeled teal cowboy boots looks good.
I don't know, I've never appreciated him and I still have a very big problem with his greasy hair (head and facial), but he's pulling this off.
Nicely done RB, very nice.
Sandra Bullock:She won some award and made self-deprecating comments. SHOCKING.
She's still pretty and that dress is nice.
But still, something new please.
Scarlett Johanssen:LOVE LOVE LOVE this dress. Do not want to hear that it is from Mango, because that would kill me. I go to Mango. I never find anything nice. Well, maybe a few times, but not a lot.
That colour of green is spectacular, her waist is tiny-tastic and her hair and make-up are lovely. I love it. She is my favourite.
Snooki (Nicole Polizzi):Ask me how excited I am for season 2 of 'Jersey Shore'!!! I am SO EXCITED. And the little preview they gave of the 2nd season just made me even more exited, because it's full on stupidity and they're even less inhibited than before. And stupider, if I dare say.
Prime example below.
The Situation (Mike something):Could this guy please hem his GD jeans? COME ON. If you're making $10k per episode you must be able to afford a hem job. Gahhh.
Or I'm pretty sure Vinnie's mom would do it for him. Either way, looks like he roided up big time because his abs are out of control. Apparently he was causing problems in Miami because crowds would form when he showed his abs.
Have I mentioned lately that society is doomed?
Vanessa Hudgens & Zac Efron:While I'm glad that his hair isn't that weird mess anymore, these two bore me. And this girl wears the same dress to everything. And her hair always looks the same.
Something new please. Attention span short...losing interest...
I'll post more pics soon. I'm on it!
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