Monday, January 11, 2010

Tiger Woods' Mistresses Attack!!!


Oh god. I just heard the most wretched thing: that some of Tiger's mistresses and some other Hollywood mistresses are going to form together to talk about how hard it is to be 'the other woman' and how being a mistress is so horrible.

Um. Here's a suggestion: STOP BEING WHORES.

No, ok, I understand that some of them are not going into it knowing the guy is married, but don't go around talking about how hard it is to be someone's girlfriend when their spouse has to live through this crap.

Seriously. The guy on the radio said it best after he heard this: "There has to be someone with their hand on a reset button right now...like, the big guy, about to reset it all after hearing this."

Society is going to shiz. Get ready for it everyone.

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