2010 Grammy's Red Carpet

Well, well, well. There are some very interesting things going on tonight at the Grammy's. I'm not watching, because apparently watching a Strikeforce MMA PPV from last night is more important, but at least I can see what people are wearing. If the pictures suck, I apologize, I'll try to improve them.

It seems clear though, that Britney needs her dad to take control again because she is looking like her former brunette self...crazy and out of control.

Later this week I'll post about the pre-Grammy parties...there were more outfits!


Beyonce:
Not that I'm shocked, because she's always shilling her mother's hideous clothing line 'House of Dereon', but this is a really ugly dress. While the color is spot-on trend-wise, the dress itself is too severe, especially around the neckline. Because she has such a great booty, it makes her head look tiny with that straight hair.

And the worst part of her hair is THIS hot mess:
Seriously. Apparently she's attending a 7-year-old's birthday party because she has GLITTER IN HER HAIR. Kill me now.


Britney Spears:
As I mentioned above, it seems clear that Britney's off her meds or something because this outfit is so wrong. Yah, yah, I hear you, it's Dolce & Gabbana. Do I care? Bodysuit under mesh is bodysuit under mesh, whether you buy it at the sex shoppe in the gay village or you buy it at Barney's. Gahh.


Carrie Underwood:
Uh. Why can't this girl dress herself? She's stunningly gorgeous, has amazing hair and dresses like a Barbie ALL THE TIME.

This looks like some kind of space-bride's dream. The neck is awful and the dress is too soft for the top. Also, considering she just got engaged and is dragging around a giant diamond like it's the first diamond ever, she shouldn't wear white. It's just in poor taste.


Fergie:
I have flopped back onto Fergie being hot. Someone please berate me in the comments and wake me up. I don't know. Not many women could pull off this dress and she's pulling it off. And maybe it's the tiny size of photo or the grainy texture, but she is looking pretty too, no?

Ok, I need someone to slap me silly. Please do it quickly.


Heidi Klum & Seal:
This dress is not my favourite, but she's so cute that I can't totally hate it. Also, I think she just had a baby. Like, just.

Seal looks majorly hot.Jennifer Lopez:
I'm not crazy about this Victor/Victoria dress. It's like it has 2 ugly/dual personalities. Also, that eye make-up is kind of freaky. Yucky.


Kaley Cuoco:
For a girl who is so thin and so athletic and so cute, she looks very terrible in this dress. She looks hippy and is it just me, or is this the sartorial equivalent of this bathing suit? Like, not ok. I feel like this is one of those outfit choices where you arrive and realize that you're wearing the exact wrong thing. Damn. Ha ha. That must suck.


Kathy Griffin:
Why is she invited? I have only one thing to say - too much plastic surgery.


Katy Perry:
There is something refreshingly cute about Katy Perry...something that I like. Something I don't like is her bangs. They're really straight and kind of annoying because of their straightness. But this isn't really what this post is about, is it? It's about what they're wearing and I quite like this dress.

While I'm not nuts about the floral appliqué, the idea is good in itself. And the shape is very elegant and the beading flowing up is very pretty.


Kristen Bell:
Ugh. As I said on Twitter (follow me!) this girl needs to sit down. Even more so now that I read online that she's engaged to Dax Sheppard. Remember that guy? He seemed like such a tool. Anyhoo, I am annoyed by her choice because it's eating her alive. It's too much dress for such a little person and it's just unflattering.



Lady Gaga:
Well, it could have been her year, but Beyoncé swept the night, breaking a record for a female winning that many in one night.

Gaga definitely won for insane outfits. And for looking most like Marilyn Manson (eek!). Seriously, in the performance pic, doesn't she look like him? If she didn't have the camel toe that she does, I would be suspicious.

That yellow hair is something though...looks like the yellow I did for my Smurfette costume a few years back. My shower was a hot mess that night...


Lea Michele:
She finally dressed her age. And it's really cute. And during her interview with Seacrest she admitted that she had changed right before leaving her house because she was sure that her other choice (white) was going to be see-through.

REFRESHING. Someone who doesn't want everyone to see their nipples.


Marisa Miller:
Major girl crush, but as my hub pointed out during the last Victoria's Secret (who is this Victoria anyway?!) she's too thin. She's majorly hot, but she's too thin, it's icky.

If I could have her hair though, I would take it. My hair sucks.

Mary J. Blige:
She's cute. I saw her on that Ty Pennington show the other night and she was helping someone decorate something fugly for the house, but she was making a point that it's really important not to forget who you are and where you came from and I found that nice. I don't know if it was only bull for the show, but it was nice to hear and she suckered me in.

I like this dress because it's a little unflattering and too tight, yet she still looks awesome.


Miley Cyrus:
Snooki said she was hot in person. Do I have to like her now? I can't do it. She's too annoying. BUT, I do like her hair and her dress. And her shoes. And her bank account.

Damn!


Mya & Usher:
Not sure why they posed together but you could easily make stories up. She's cute and I like that her smile looks vaguely evil. Her dress is a bit too glitzy for me, especially next to what looks like his summer suit, but it's cute, nonetheless.


Nicole Kidman:
Was she trying to look like an old lady? That is some hairdo. Jeez.

I wish I knew why this woman irritated me so. I just think this is so un-fun and it's the Grammy's and you're a guest and you look so dowdy and boring and no wonder everyone thinks you're a crusty bitch. That's a crusty bitch dress.


Pink:
She performed near-naked in that outfit that I posted about previously. But she arrived in a very pretty dress looking vaguely pissed off.

She was with her supposed ex-husband and she looked good, I don't know what is up her ass...I guess not a Grammy. Baby.

Rihanna:
I made the comment last night that this dress looked too much like those toilet paper challenge dresses they made a couple of years back to prove toilet paper's softness. Also, is that fur around her face? You're in Miami, it's not cold. I don't know, it's all a little too severe and white for me. Very ice queen from Narnia.


Snooki & The Situation:
You know, for someone who thinks so highly of themselves, they sure didn't get their suit tailored... Come on. Look at those sleeves! Also, it seems to have the plastic wrap on it still. Ha ha, clever!

I am forever excited to tell you that Jersey Shore has been renewed for a 2nd season and that it will come out sooner than this year because they're taking them somewhere else. What other Canadians hope it's Wasaga beach?! Imagine?!


Taylor Swift:
She looks like a beautiful mermaid. It's so pretty. However, I really wish she would dress a little less severe and dowdy at awards shows. She's never in the wrong thing, it's always just a little too glamorous and old for her.

She's so cute though. I can't complain.

PS - Big thanks to JustJared.com for pics.