The SAG awards - 2010

Who loves awards show season!?!

So many outfits! So much ugliness! So much pretty!

Ok, let's get down to it because I only just realized what time it is and I'm still wearing pyjamas.

Anna Paquin:
Oh my god. The shoes are so much better than last week. And I really love the dress. It's really fun. It's not really SAG appropriate, considering the normal formality of the event, but it's still nice.

Is her face making anyone else laugh? She looks so pissed and bored at the same time.


Carey Mulligan:
This is pretty, but I'm very strongly against wearing red on the red carpet. It seems really stupid and risky. What if you completely blend in, like weather men wearing a blue patterned tie?

Also, what's with her face? For someone so delightfully cute, she sure makes fugly faces.

Christina Applegate:
This dress is backless, but I am feeling really lazy (see above pyjamas comment) and don't feel like downloading it. This dress is lovely, but quite frankly, it makes me a little sleepy. Mostly because it looks color of my bedroom at my grandparents' house. Also, she kind of wears the same thing all the time.

She's pretty though.

Christina Hendricks:
It hurts me that this dress is giving her armpit fat, because aside from that it's gorgeous and she's so stunning and even though it's red, I love it. I don't care for her hair though...it looks like mine when I let it dry naturally (goes with my current pyjama situation) and then put it in a bun because I can't bear the ugliness anymore (ahem, now).

Dianna Agron:
How old is she?!?! She is too young and too pretty to wear a dress like this! It's so old and severe and wedding-y. She should wear color and fun and short and. Well, I'm just so disappointed right now. Blech.

Diane Kruger:
Really? Mustard? I get it. She's sophisticated, she's an 'it' girl...but MUSTARD?! Come on. It's too much. It's really unpleasant.

And please! SOMEONE GET HER A SANDWICH. No mustard.

Anyone? Badum-ching!

Drew Barrymore:
Really? Another beaded worm detail? Not cool Drew. Really, really uncool.

More uncool is her make-up artist's bold move to use foundation as lipstick. "No, no, I'm just evening out your complexion...there are these 2 pesky horizontal pink things near the bottom though. Let me just put some concealer on them. Ahh, that's better."

Jenna Fischer:
Better than last week. But boring. No? The color is fantastic, and the top is beaded (that is the only descriptor I'm willing to offer up), but her bun is really not doing it for me. It's too sleek and severe and it makes the rest of the dress looks like something some elderly woman would wear to a royal gala in England or something.


Jennifer Carpenter:
I like this. Not for this event, but it's cute. I could do without the shoulders though. It's 80's enough without that little lump. And the hair. All combined, it's really major.

I love her so much more in real life than on 'Dexter'. She's so irritating on that show.

Jessalyn Gilsig:
Really? That's her name? She looks really miserable. Maybe she realized that her name is extremely lame. I like the dress though...even though I am pretty sure that I've seen it before. Ugh. Please don't make me look. PYJAMAS!

Does anyone else totally loathe her on 'Glee'?

Joan Allen:
While I am loving this dress, even though it's red on a red carpet, I really hate that necklace. It's like she went to some crafty neighbour's on the way to the show (you know, the one with the seasonal flags, etc) and asked to borrow a bobby pin and the neighbour was all, "Joan! You need a necklace! Here, let me fashion something out of this bundle of raffia I have on my crafting table" (because you know she has one) and then she ended up leaving with that hot mess at her throat and knew the neighbour was going to look at the event photos and be really insulted if she didn't see her raffia throat curtain on Joan and then she'd have to explain it so she just left it on.

That's what happened. I'm sure of it.


Juliana Marguiles:
Velvet? Feathered hair? No. I do not agree. NO!

Julie Benz:
I'm going to go for a big spoiler alert here on Dexter season 4 - if you haven't seen it do NOT read further. I have never been happier to have a main character die off on a TV show than I was to see Julie Benz in a pool of blood in the last episode of Dexter this season. Her character was such a twat and her voice was like nails on a chalk board for me.

Much like her implants are ruining everything about this look to me. Hair? Cute. Dress color? Gorge. Dress itself? Very lovely. Bust? Gross. Deformed. Freakish. Not nice.

Die more. BWA HA HA HA.

Justin Timberlake:
Is that a denim tuxedo shirt? I don't care for it. And his eyes look tired, right? Is it just me? He looks suddenly older to me and it makes me sad.

However, in seeing this and the following photo, I am not convinced that JT and Kate Hudson would be a perfect couple.


Kate Hudson:
White again. I think this might be vintage, either way, it's quite something. It looks like Bob Mackie or something. Let me ask Rachel Zoe. Nope. It's Pucci. That's surprising actually. Pucci isn't normally as sleek.

Anyhoo - what do you think of JT and KH as a couple?!


Kyra Sedgewick:
You've gotta feel for this woman. She and Kevin Bacon had most of their $ swindled in some stupid ponzi scheme recently. I'm sure whatever they have left is more than I've ever made in my life, but still. Must suck.

I quite like the dress, but it's very bridey and the sash turns it into a pageant-looking mess.


Lea Michele:
WHO is dressing the girls from Glee? Joan Collins? Holy hell. While I would love this dress on someone like Cameron Diaz, on someone this young it's just too sexy and too severe. The color is lovely and her make-up is stunning and her hair is fabu and the color itself is great on her, but that cut is awful...not to mention the fact that it's too long for her.

Ladies - I'm available. Call me.

Marion Cotillard:
Ok, I take back what I said earlier today when she was sporting tan lines and bad make-up. I love her again. I love this. I love the dress, I love the shoes. The hair really leaves something to be desired but I'll take it...she's too pretty to dislike it.

Meryl Streep:
If you haven't seen 'Julie/Julia' please do. Meryl Streep is bloody brilliant in it and there is this fantastic relationship between she and her hubby (played by Stanley Tucci) that is just delightful to watch.

Speaking of delightful, I love this dress. I love the print, I love the sleeve and I'm all over the belt. She looks amazing.

Patricia Arquette:
Ahh, that's better. No? The color is a little dull, but you have to be if you're going to be head-to-toe sequins, right? I really hate the cut-out at the shoulder, but what are you going to do? You can't win them all.

Penelope Cruz:
Honestly, I feel like this is the the same dress she wore to the Golden Globes but that she removed the sleeves and giant train. She's turning into the Jennifer Aniston of the non-Jennifer Anistons. Too much black texture Pene.

Sandra Bullock:
I like this dress so much. SO much. It reminds me of that vintage Valentino that Julia Roberts wore to the Oscars so many years ago. Not that they look alike, but they both have this higher level of class to them. Very elegant, very sleek.

Love Sandra Bullock's dress. LOVE it. This one is my favourite of the night.

Tina Fey:
I love me some Tina Fey. I die for this woman. She is hilarious, hot and very brilliant. But what I cannot stand for is ugly clothes on the people I love. Come on Tina! Worse than that weirdo dress is her make-up. What is going on there? Blech.


Toni Collette:
I almost didn't include this picture because I really, really don't like Toni Collette. I'm not sure what it is, but in this particular photo/time she really bothers me because her dress looks haphazardly made, especially the tiers on her skirt; she's way too tan. Like, WAY. And her hair is too beachy for her age. She's not a young woman and all these elements together might be workable on a Cameron Diaz or a Malin Ackerman, but it's really not good on her. I don't like it at all and now I am sad because she is on my blog.

Oh! I'm done. I didn't realize I would be done after Toni Collette. Wow. Now I'm depressed. At least my dog-niece is really enjoying her rawhide bone next to me. She's cute, so it cheers me up. Although, it is much hotter when she is eating the pair of Crocs my friend thought was so funny to get me for my birthday. Either way.

Have a lovely evening friends.