Sunday, January 24, 2010

Awards Show relook

While perusing the 'interweb' (as my mother calls it) this week, I fell upon a couple of photos that I hadn't seen yet last week when I did my original post:

Lindsay Lohan:
Uh. Someone slap me silly because I actually LOVE this dress. It is so me to wear something like that. I love hoods on unexpected things. Not, like, on bathing suits or something, but on a glittery dress - I say yes!

I quite hate the shoes...they're not so matching..and they're too un-matching. Mary-Jane's and glittery do not go together. I also hate her fake bangs for the record.

Leslie Bibb:
Wow. This is one fugly ass dress/shoe/tight look. I hate this girl. I will explain why and I think it is very funny. I constantly think she is Maggie Grace - the super annoying girl from 'Lost'. When, in fact, Leslie Bibb was on a show I really liked called 'Popular'.

Anyway, the dress is really nasty (on top of that way too thin waist), the tights should be burned and ripped from the shelves of whichever 'Icing' location she purchased them from. Yeesh. Those shoes are doing nothing for anyone. Gahh.

PS - I hate Maggie Grace.


Marion Cotillard:
I did already post a photo of her in this outfit, but she didn't have this same lighting in them and I am really grossed out by this particular shot. Eyuck.

She is so, so beautiful. SO beautiful. But you know what I frigging hate? TAN LINES. YUCK. For over a year before my wedding I wouldn't wear a bathing suit with straps because I didn't even want to have the faintest hint of a strap on my body. I wore a disgusting, hideously embarrassing amount of tube tops. COME ON MARION.

I have to say it people. I think she's risking her chance of being the Skankopolis Goddess. This is heinous. And I didn't even mention her crazy Oompa Loompa make-up yet.

Ugh. I can't. I'm exhausted now.

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