Tuesday, March 17, 2009

Skank Extraordinaire: Lindsay Lohan round-up

So, as you know, I'm marginally obsessed with our friend Lindsay "I'm so cracked out" Lohan.

Last Friday, a warrant was issued for her arrest due to some apparent 'misunderstanding' about her rehab completion following her arrest a while back.

In the same weekend, Lindsay and Sam got into an insane fight which led to a window being broken and which brought the police to Sam's house, where the girls didn't answer, because that would mean Lindsay would be arrested...instead of just going to court Monday morning and hiding out all weekend. Lord. MK covers the hot mess here and here.

Anyhoo, I don't really know what happened, but let's look at the following pictures of her and judge her:


OH MY GOD PUT DOWN THE RED BULL AND EAT A SANDWICH. Why doesn't anyone love her enough to give her a nice pasta meal?


Even more so, why doesn't anyone love her enough to tell her it's not ok to wear a denim-coloured leather motorcycle-type vest? Oy.

Above and below you'll find the ad photos for her wonderful (barf) new tanning product called "I snort all day long". No, just kidding, it's called Sevin Nyne or something equally stupid. She looks DIRTY. Not hot. LOOK at her hair?
It's too bad her mother is such a whore, because she needs one.

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