Friday, March 13, 2009

Fergie: Just when you thought she couldn't be uglier


Seriously, just when you thought Fergie couldn't possibly look harsher or more frightening, she dyes her hair dark brown.
As a semi-faux blonde, I understand the appeal. Single process color. Ahhh. You can practically do it at home. But OH MY GOD.
It totally washes her out, makes her look super pale and make all of her less attractive, methed-out features look even uglier and scarier.
God damn woman. Go back to the blonde. Please.
As repayment for this advice, give me your shoes, because they hate you and love me instead.

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