Kate Hudson looked weird

Kate Hudson showed up to the London premiere of 'Fool's Gold' wearing this weird-ass green satin caftan dress thingy.

Um. I know she's a hippy and stuff, but I have a few questions:

• Did she get this at a thrift store for blind people?
• Could it be tighter on her ass?
• Did she forget she had the event and get ready in the car on the way there?
• Did she use green crayon to do her eye make-up?
  
• Did Britney Spears do her hair?

So many questions, such an ugly look. My favorite part is the expression on her face, because it looks like she is also confused as to why she's dressed like that also.