Friday, April 18, 2008

Al Pacino looks like a fluffy bird

So I'm sitting at my computer last evening browsing the blogs and I run across this picture on DListed:
If you will bear with me, I'd like to break it down from top to bottom:
  1. That is some tall, but undeniably airy hair. Seriously, it's all fluffy like a toilet paper commercial. It's also a beautiful chestnut brown, and considering Al is almost 400 years old, that is a surprising hair choice
  2. His tan is quite offensive. It's so there and browny orange. It's concentrated at weird parts, which leads me to believe it's either spray or cream, applied too vehemently.
  3. The only thing on his face that I can actually identify as him is his eyes. The rest of his face seems to have descended quite rapidly toward his neck, including his nose which has become extremely hookish and witch-like.
  4. No, but, his hair is blowing my mind. If you put a ruler into the top of the pile, it would probably hit the 4 inch mark. Crazy.
  5. He seems to be wearing rosary beads along with a black t-shirt and a black leather blazer. Um, did he get that outfit in the 90's? Not the rosary beads part, do what you must to keep the devil from getting you, but that outfit!
  6. Also, I just wanted to discuss his HAIR. Oh my god.
Is it possible this is not Al Pacino? This is blowing my mind right now, I can hardly explain.

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