Friday, April 11, 2008

Britney - yawn and stuff


It's not that she's been boring, but she's been really boring since her dad showed up. Of course it's good for her mental health and everything, but it's really boring for me.

Here are some updates about our friend Britney:
  • Her father has requested a restraining order against Adnan (no more Britnan???)
  • She has been rumored to be seeking a reconciliation with KFed (oh the horrors)
  • She has had a cameo on 'How I Met Your Mother' and nailed it
  • She has changed her weave a couple of times
  • Her father allowed her to donate $15-20k to the American Idol Malaria fund thingy
  • She is planning a t-shirt line with Christian Audigier of 'Ed Hardy'
  • She apparently got a wicked chest burn. Gross.
My main question is, why does she still have 2 chins? Seriously?

Anyhoo - here she is walking around yesterday. She looks like she rode the whole way there with her head out the window.

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