Bad lighting & Pamela Anderson

You know those times where you look at Pamela Anderson and you go, 'heyyyyyyy, she looks really good considering her age and all the weird boat-sex she's been up to in the past 20 years...' and then you see this picture:

And you go, 'HEY! AIEEEEEEEE!' and run for the hills. Damn. Are they using my bathroom lighting to light her there? Hiya! She looks pretty terrible.

I'm scared. This is the monster my children will see in their nightmares. You know, or me before I put on my make-up and fix my hair. Either or.