Skankopolis Extraordinaire: Lindsay Lohan out and about

I thought it might be worth it break up the Britney tedium and commit to someone else for a while. Is it just me, or have we missed the knock-down blow-outs that were Lilo's days when she was drinking and coking it up?

She's so boring now.

She does drive me super batty with the constant leggings though. Come on! TAKE THEM OFF. Here are a couple of pictures to brighten our lives and remind of us what once was, even if it does suck now:


Here is our favorite skank at the movie premiere of 'Cloverfield'. Does anyone know what that's about, btw, because the previews make me curious, but not curious enough to go see it.

Now let's be honest, she looks like a right out hooker here. The blonde hair is awful, I don't know why she insists on keeping it, and that style with all the volume at the bottom is not doing anything for her. Yikes.

Slutty dress, mondo cleavage and polyester giant hair equals either a Bratz doll or a hooker to me. What say you?


Here she is doing some shopping, changed out of her constant black outfits and into a "virginal" off-white get-up. Uh huh. Those lace leggings are probably really itchy and are definitely really gross. Plus, how fucking warm is it in LA that people are not wearing pants. Warm weather bastards.

Here she is trying to sneak out to traffic school all incognito. Um. If you wanted to be incognito you would have changed out of your fucking leggings into jeans, like a normal person. The idiot seen here in a black wig and leggings just looks like you in a black wig. You would have fooled us with a pants change-up.

[ Pic source: Celebrity Smack]