Britgate Update: Weekly-style

Having decided that there were many too many Britney posts (thank you beautiful hilarious hairdresser friend), I decided to just try a weekly update. So here's what went down this week:

• TMZ claims to have sources that say Britney's problem is multiple personality disorder. There were several videos from last weekend that showed her running around speaking in a British (Brit-ish - right?) accent and it was mentioned that this British Britney is one of many personalities and anything she does while she is this person she doesn't remember, including running away from the custody hearing earlier this week.
• She was seen around town with a ring on her left ring finger - are she and Adnan engaged?
  
• Although I may not have mentioned this before, there were rumors that Brit was offered a film role of the girlfriend of a misdiagnosed mental patient. It came out this week that in light of her recent activities, the director chose to go with someone else.
• Alli Sims, Brit's cousin and former personal assistant, had an interview with US magazine claiming she thins Adnan is a skeeve and is only rockin' the Britnan relationship to get money.
• Ryan Seacrest's radio show called one of her handlers this week and tried to speak to her only to hear her scream at the guy that she was naked and needed a shower because she was nasty and stunk. Well noted, Brit. Well fucking noted.
• Associated Press (AP) is currently working on an obituary, just in case. This is not really news, they do this with most celebrities from what I understand, but it was all over the blogs this week.
• During a high-speed chase where Britney escaped without killing anyone, thank god, three paparazzi were arrested for reckless driving. Later this week a few more were ticketing while waiting for her outside a hotel for impeding the flow of traffic. It's about f-ing time!
• The disgusting pictures of her having her period and obviously not doing anything about it (guess she's not preggo) are here and here. I refuse to post them because they're so gross, but if you insist, you can see them at those links.

So that seems to be about it. I think it's better this way and won't consume our lives as much. What do you think?

Oh! PS - I downloaded 'Blackout' and it's pretty f'ing good! There's one super suckass song (Toy Soldier) but the producing is surprisingly good.

[Pic source: Just Jared & DListed]