Friday, January 11, 2008
Britgate: Starting to get a bit boring and repetitive
Speaking of boring and repetitive, sorry you haven't had anything new to read all week. Crazy week with wedding planning and kicking people's asses. I wouldn't say I'm a Bridezilla, but I'll kick people's asses if they deserve it. For instance, my travel agent...who's less agent, more idiot.
Anyhoo, let's update on Britney: Last we spoke (hee hee) Brit and Adnan were in Palm Springs or Palm Desert together, sucking lollipops and generally being quite gross. They came back early this week, and according to some, are shopping this photos of themselves around TOGETHER. Apparently they include nude photos of her.
The nude photos have gotten only a couple of bites, from an Australian gossip mag and something else overseas. I really don't want to see what state her poon is in. I'm sure it's nasty.
Other reports claim that Britney is upset with Adnan (also over the photos) and has excommunicated him.
In other news (god, am so close to living out childhood fantasy of being a news anchor), more and more details are coming out about last week's breakdown. People are saying the clean drug tests are a cover up and that she was in fact seen "popping pills" the whole day. That being said, the LAPD claim to have found Prozac in her room...something she apparently calls 'vitamins'. Mmm hmm.
Even more disturbing are the accounts that she was trying to seduce the policemen who were in the house and was dancing around half undressed screaming about how hot she is.
Imagine how delusional she must be after being in the spotlight as long as she had and so many people giving her lip service for so long? She, and I think we can all agree, is not really so hot lately. That does, however, explain the skimpy/see-through outfits ALL the time.
Anyhoo, that's about it. Let's move onto other things.
[Sources: DListed & TMZ]