Thursday, January 17, 2008

Asslee Simpson is gross


I think I can decidedly announce that I hate the entire Simpson clan. Jessica is annoying, although she looks fabulous occasionally, Joe is a creepy perv who obviously wacks off to his daughters and Asslee...oh Asslee.

Here she is on vacation with her douchebag boyfriend Pete Wentz. Seriously? You have sex with that guy? He flat irons his hair when you're on vacation BY THE POOL. Also, he must have some type of auto grease in that shit to keep it looking like that. Totally gross.

Anyhoo, I'm not sure if you can see, but her legs are totally bruised up and gross. Also, she has some serious underboob going on. Come on! Tuck in that shit so we don't all barf.

In conclusion (hee hee, essay-style) I think they're gross.

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