Sunday, December 17, 2006

Tom Cruise has man-boobs!

Hee hee! I love it. First I heard that he wore a physical therapy grade girdle on his wedding day, now we can all see that Tom has acquired man-boobs! It's fabulous! It's one of the funniest things to happen this year!

Finally, Jesus has shown me he exists! Scientology be smote! Jesus has proven his existence with Tom's man titties. Ok, I don't really believe in Christianity, but I think this is great. Let's all giggle at Tom's breasts together.
This is the first thing so far, this holiday season, that has made me feel like it's really a season of miracles!

1 comment:

Skankopolis said...

Um, I don't remember them asking me to use my direct quote!