I hate Oprah. I hate that she never gives her favourite things to me, I hate that she becomes blacker when she's with other African Americans (ex: "You go girl!", "Dayum"), I hate that she makes American women lose their shit and I especially hate that she introduced Dr Phil to this world. THANKS A FUCKING LOT, O.The only thing that can make me not hate her for a day is Matthew McConaughey. Ok, and Jennifer Aniston.
MM was on Oprah this week to talk about his new movie, 'We Are Marshalls'. Apparently he cried. Aww, he's all sensitive. How cute.
Is it just me, or does it look like he might run into a movie premiere and snatch you and take you to his mountain cabin and do things to you? I think it's the unruly facial and head hair.
I like that shirt, the yoke is interesting. I do not like the white socks, but what do you expect from a hairy mountain man?
Mmm, he's yummy.
3 comments:
Hey! Back off my man lady!!!
Thank you! I didn't think there was another person alive who hated Oprah...and for exactly the same reasons.
I have to admit my extreme dislike doesn't always stop me from wathcing at least part of the show, you know, can't criticize if you don't watch.
I do have another reason for hating Oprah though, Rachael Ray. She is the exectutive producer of Rachel's new show. That girl makes me want to throw stuff!
Oh god, I am SO GLAD there are other people on this earth who hate Rachel Ray. I used to live in the town next to where she grew up in NY, and so everyone there was OBSESSED with her! I had to move... :-)
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