Thursday, December 21, 2006

Gwyneth has nice boots. Mmmmm.

I hate Gwyneth Paltrow. I hate her weird, thin-lipped smile, I hate her long blonde hair, I hate her macro-biotic diet. I hate everything about her.

In fact, I dislike her so much that I would like to officially nominate her for the Axis of Evil 2. Please let me know your feelings.

I must say, though. I love those boots. She should give them to me. I'm sure her surfboard feet are bigger than mine, they'll fit

1 comment:

Skankopolis said...

She really does suck. I don't know why she isn't on there. I'm sure it's because the other bosses of the Axis like her or something...so gross