I apologize to anyone who thinks that what Nicole Richie did was bad, because I thought it was fucking hilarious.Ok, I will admit that I have a personal connection to this story. Maybe you'll understand why I think it's so funny:
So my mother (yes, her again) was a child-care provider (and stay-at-home mom) after her children were born. She got this gig (ha ha, 'gig') nanny-ing 3 British kids in a neighbouring city. Occaisionally, she'd stay later at night, if the parents had a function or something.
One night, she was caring for them because the parents were at a gala of some kind. I was there with her.
The parents ended up getting home quite late, so late that my mother and I were sleeping on the couch. To get home, we had to get onto the highway and my mother, somehow, ended up turning up the wrong ramp and got on the highway facing the wrong way. A la Nicole Richie.
It was quite frightening, and to ease my anxiety my mother took me to McDonald's (yes, at ~2am), but I have to say, at least she wasn't on Vicodin or weed, or both. She was straight as an arrow. Just tired and a little weird.
Let's smile at my weird memory and look at Nicole's mug shot.
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Trust me, if you were 89 lbs and was high on weed and Vicodin, you'd be doing stupid things too.
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