JT, I have to tell you something: YOU USED TO BE HOTNESS. You used to be all swively hips and dancing attractiveness, but now, sadly, you are not.
First, you attached yourself to Cam the man. Then, you stopped shaving. Then, you didn't have any more singles on your album. Then I hear that you're engaged to that tomboy of a skank hound. What the fuck!
Here are some pics of you two kissing. WHAT is good about this? Her lips? Like bloated labia! Her hair? Like a bird's nest after a long winter. What are you doing?
JT, you can call me too. Even if it's just to chat. I'll tell you my feelings, you can tell me yours. I will try to convince you to save Brit from the evil KFed...
Oh, woe is me.
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