Tuesday, January 31, 2006

Britney and Kevin take their time machine to Homecoming 1991


I have seen some ugly dresses in my day (what am I, 80?), but this is fucking HID! Her hair is terrible, her dress is even worse...short? Turquoise? Horizontal banding? Gah!
He looks like a gas station attendant who cleaned up real nice to take his little sister to her prom.

That is a choker. Ohhhhhhhhhh...is there a cameo on it? That would be so early 90's. My head hurts. It's so bad!

Oh. Oh! These two need some serious help. Does anyone have their phone #? I'm going to call Britney and offer my services. I'll keep her hubby in check and make sure she looks ok before she leaves the house...

I'd do it for free. Seriously. Tell her.

FEB 1: UPDATE - Just found this pic of her dancing. Oh. My. Lord. It is supreme fug. It's so sad b/c she really is a cutir, but she has the most horrible taste of ALL TIME. God. Her arm looks like a frozen piece of meat. Ahh! And there is a matching bracelet to the choker! Oh, Britney, call me!

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