Thursday, January 07, 2016

2016 People's Choice Awards - Red Carpet Brief

Hey Yo!
Long time no speak/post!

Sorry, life has been a real bitch lately. New job, new house, new kitten, priorities all a mess!!

My passion is writing though, we all know that. Why don't we write some stuff now, and hopefully you'll join the three of us on Sunday night for the

GOLDEN GLOBES!!!

Ok, let's do this

Alison Brie:
Well, she looks beautiful. I will say that. I don't like this dress length on anyone, but there is is, cutting her at a really wide place on her calf. Also, am I drunk or are her feet blurry?

I love her hair and make-up and I quite like the dress...but it's hard to be sure without seeing the back.

Amber Valletta:
Really? This? It's a lot. I'm not into it. Especially the (again) awkward length with those shoeties. Yes. I said shoeties. Deal with it.

Not into this. The full sleeve, the color, the length. It's a whole big mess.

Claire Danes:
While I don't like how this fits on her, at all, I can acknowledge that it is beautiful. I bet it's heavy. I wish that was the excuse for her terrible posture, but it's not. We all know it's not.

I kind of wish she had done something more with her hair,  So that it didn't just sit there like that...and make her look like she's starring in Disco's Little House on the Dancefloor or something...


Julianne Hough:
This one. That body. Yikes. She spent all year touring, dancing with her brother (that's a side note all to itself...totally weirds me out). She deserves to wear insane dresses like this. She looks amazing. Except her Whoville hair. Dr Seuss would be proud...

Kate Hudson:
Another one with a crazy body. Ahh, if only I didn't have a job and could just train all day. And live in California where one can become sunkissed at a moment's notice.

I love this, because I am scientifically unable to dislike a jumpsuit. Actually, that's not true, but this one is ringing my bells all over the place. And I like the earrings and the clutch. It's a really good combo.

Lucy Hale:
Gahh. What is going on here? It's a lot. It's like 2 ugly dresses melded into one. The top is a body con dress from the Rampage brand at Macy's, the bottom is a BCBG skirt and someone ripped them apart and then sewed them all back together. And then did that to her hair.

No!

Nathalie Emmanuel:
She's from Game of Thrones. She's the assistant to Khaleesi. Shhhh. It's entertaining. If not a bit slow.

I just thought her outfit was amusing because she seems to have stopped at the People Choice Awards on her way to dinner with her in-laws. But she's already met the mom, and is trying to get the dad to like her by dressing a bit slutty.

Oh come on. We've all been there.

Vanessa Hudgens:
IT's too bad about that collar, because without it this might have worked. Instead she looks like a character from Bladerunner...maybe a classy call girl? I don't know. Something not fully above board. 

When will people stop doing that slicked back hair situation? I hope soon.

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