Monday, April 14, 2014

The 2014 MTV Movie Awards Red Carpet

So the MTV Movie Awards were last night and the timing was terrible, because most people are at Coachella for the next 2 weeks. Come on MTV! Get it together!

Here's who was left:

Bella Thorne:
I only know her because she is the face of one of my customers. It's really nice that she was able to get a matching cast for her right arm. It really ties the look together.

Also, those shoes look like a torture devices.

Ellie Goulding:
This one...she made the awards and Coachella and wore this. It seemed to have a lot more trouble staying on her body than this dress.  She's really cute, I like this girl/lady.

Jessica Alba:
This is cute, but I kind of hate this skirt. I much prefer the fitted midi skirt version of this combo. Her top is great though. All of it fits her really well. Also, her tan makes me want to barf.

JWoww:
This one. Stop pretending you don't put things in your face, because your face is a HOT mess and over the next 6 months while you hopefully don't pump any more poison in your face so you don't kill the fetus in your bedazzled womb, we're going to SEE your face fall. And it will be fun for me.

Like, WHAT is this dress? Ugh.

Leslie Mann:
Always the same dress. I don't dislike it. I'm just bored by it. And I like her shoes...but her feet are not good. They look painful.

Lupita Nyong'o:
OMG her hair. She looks so awesome. This dress is kind of horrible, but it takes a lot of balls to wear and it fits her like a DREAM. Look at her tiny waist! And those shoes! I die for them. They would look so great with black skinnies.

Mila Kunis:
Amid rumours that she's pregnant, Mila showed up as best villain from the terrible Wizard of Oz movie. Not showing off that she's preg, and definitely not hiding it. Looks like she is. Good god she's pretty.

Rihanna:
This is interesting. It looks like someone could only be away from Drake for a little bit and wore her boudoir couture to an awards show ceremony. I love her hair like that though. So pretty.

Snooki:
I am horrified to tell you that she looks great. No? Very cute and appropriate.

Shailene Woodley:
Well, I hate this color, but this outfit is BOSS. The shoes are great, the top is amazing and I wish I owned it in black, and the skirt is tolerable because of the rest of it.

Oh, and have I mentioned the shoes? OMG. I love them.

Rita Ora:
I think I love this. I LOVE tops like this. It's one of the only things I can pull off because I have little boobs. Sometimes, little boobs work to your advantage. This is one of those times. I kind of wish the bottom wasn't a stiff satin skirt, but I will still love it.

Nicki Minaj:
Why so sad Nicki? You look kind of refreshing for you. Very sleek and elegant. And I dig the jewelry. But it's almost like her hair color and her loud clothing is her personality or something, because she looks stifled in this photo.

Zac Efron:
You know, when you're rumoured to be a giant coke head and you keep getting found in the areas of LA that no non-drug addict should be, maybe getting on stage and ripping off your shirt is not a good idea. You look slightly out of control and with weak judgement...oy boy. Get back to rehab.

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