Also, strangely, almost everyone wore black, white, a mixture of or one of them with blue. It was a really odd coincidence.
This one...there's something about her face I find off-putting. Unfortunately, I have trouble verbalizing it more than this. Maybe it's the look of desperation I feel she has almost always. Maybe it's her overly aggressive eyebrows.
All that said, I'm kind of into her dress and shoes. But not her hair. That looks like when the ladies from the accounting department at my work use their daughters' flat irons for the first time.
I dig this on a few levels, and they're mostly my major weaknesses.
- is my weakness for shoe-eating pants
- is my weakness for flared pants
- is my weakness for retro matching pieces
That said...I hate her lipstick, hair, the cut of the top and how creepy her right hand looks.
Someone needs to gently tell her that not everything she wears needs to be bejeweled nude mesh. She looks pretty though, and happy. I need a good nude pump. That's not it, but I do need one. Speaking of shoes, I bought these ones the other day in gold/black, aren't they fantastic?
Her hair and boobs are giving me a headache. They both look so...constricted. Those earrings are really something else. So large and in charge. But not.
Jennifer Hudson:
I can't with this one. She drives me crazy. Also, stop shrinking. Oh my god. The shoe. It's so nasty. So much foot. There is something to be said for a shoe that is not all foot like that...I almost can't look at it anymore because it is totally, unreasonably freaking me out.
This was almost good, but it has a couple of flaws...I think for the midi length, the top should have come up an inch or two higher on her bust to be more conservative and less 90's club slut. Another problem with the top is she cups look too small for her boobs.
Also, are we still doing bandage dresses? I thought these were done. It's too bad because her hair and make-up are kind of great.
I do not understand how she got access to a time machine and plundered my mother's closet from the 70's. I also do not understand how she thought those shoes went with that skirt.
But I die a bit for that skirt. Imagine it with an amazing 70's style platform sandal and a silky blouse open really low? Droooool.
How is this show still on the air? I like KD, but really? The premise? Anyway, these dresses are kind of meh to me. Like, they scream young and inexperienced.
You know, for a cute, not chubby at all girl, this dress is making her look both of those things. Too many sharp lines and angles and bad cuts. Boo!
My god her adorable cherub face though.
From the neck up, amazing. From the ankles down, ok. From the boobs to boobs, worst. When in doubt, never try to put your boobs through a window.
Trust me.
You know, she really brings it. She's in awesome shape and is really stunning. She's out-hotting girls half her age (ahem, scroll down...). Those shoes though. They're the chenille sweater of feet.
First of all, who let you out of your basement? Second of all, who dressed you? And 3rd of all, why am I even bothering with you?
PS -that is the height of the tube that Jessica Alba's dress should have been.
She's Marg Helgenberger Jr! Not really, but in hotness. That hair is REALLY fun. I want to recreate it with my cut. Which will be hilarious. I hate that dress, but what can you do? Oh, and Kaley Cuoco should get these shoes in black, go into a time machine and wear them with the above dress.
Also, can we please laugh at this facial expression? It's amazing.
I love her shoes! They're kind of disco. I don't like her turtleneck dress, but I do LOVE her make-up. I don't know. She looks good, but this is kind of a meh for me.
Sandra Bullock:
So fresh, so pretty, so interesting. I could do without the pea soup shoes but I cannot ever fault Sandra Bullock because she will one day be my other older sister and love me forever.
I would die for her hair. DIE.
Oooh, I want this skirt. But that's it.
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