Important people have started to skip the red carpet. This is not a good thing.
Ok, shall we?
Meh. This is not really flattering. Her nostrils look happy about it, but they're wrong. There's something weird happening under that black waist detail. Is she wearing Spanx? How do these people wear Spanx all the time. I feel like there would be a lot of sweating.
Ahhh, I'm classy.
She looks strangely serene and not attention-whorey. Maybe it's having a child. This dress is borderline demure for her.
I die for this color. It's perfect. It's so clean and chic and very elegant. And then there's her face and hair. I wish she hadn't pumped stuff into her face like this. She was so pretty and now she looks like everyone else. Blech.
She needs to corner Sarah Hyland and show her how to have fun. There will only be a short period in your life when you can wear things like this and you have to do it then, or you're a big old slut. This is awful. Super ugly, etc, but she's in her 20's. So it's perfect. And it's at the Grammy's.
This dress is amazing. It's super perfect and drool worthy. Her hair is not great, it's too messy and I feel like she should have a messy bun, wouldn't that be better?
Ohhh, this dress. I love it.
Awww, belly cupping is the worst. We can tell you're pregnant. And honestly, we're really happy that you followed Olivia Wilde's lead and wore something simple but fantastic.
It's too bad that laced up bustier is making her look like she's on the cover of a romance novel.
I want those boots. And these blazers.
Bitch! EAT. A. SANDWICH.
I hate when people wear things with bustlines that fall above their bustlines. It's so simple but so disgusting. This dress is already the worst, and then she has that terrible seam problem too? Ugh.
It's just that she's so annoying. And this dress is really annoying. Like, so cutesy. Ugh.
I'm mesmerized by her strangely different eye sizes. The only thing that I do like about this, and that you can't see, is that she is wearing a necklace that goes down her back. I like that. That's the best part of this. My husband and I tried to watch about 45 seconds of her and Ross on the E! pre-show and both our brains started hurting. Ugh.
Sometimes I stand like this to cover my love handles.
I'm pretty sure that's not why she's doing this.
Her shoes are amazing though.
Flaming globes of Sigmund these outfits are douchey. I can't with these.
Speaking of can't with these...this one. It's ok sometimes to just be a lady in your 50's. She looks like that Mexican mouse, Speedy Gonzales. Ugh. Imagine she was your mom?
2 Grammy parties, 2 dresses where you are living in fear at the fact that you might be exposed to this one's genitals. She needs to put it away. Who invited her anyway? She's not relevant.
Ugh. Why is he wearing a Mountie hat? So many people dress like total idiots on this night, just in the name of being artistic. For example, Sean Lennon. Like, really? Stop it. Ugh.
This is surprisingly great. I'm not normally a fan of those cups...I find them borderline vulgar, but she looks really good. I think I see a Spanx line on her left thigh though. Thoughts?
These sequins were apparently iridescent. I love this. It's simple and fun, he hair is really pretty and it's very event-appropriate.
Why do these two always pose like this? There are only so many times we can see you grinning secretively, Robin, before we think you're just annoying and have figured out the CUTEST way to pose with your way-too-happy, kind of weird looking wife.
Also, to that dress: no.
Please see Anna Kendrick. Why is she wearing this nun's frock (it's all relative!) to this event? She's a child! Have fun.
Shock and surprise! Taylor Swift is wearing a girly sequin dress and looks pretty.
What is with the bottom of the dress looking so wrinkled? This is not good.
Boo.
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