Kanye West - Former Rapper, Current Kim Kardashian Swimsuit Photographer

Remember when Kanye West had a music career and didn't spend all his time taking pictures fo this annoying bitch?

I'm annoyed mostly because she looks so hot, even with that weird ass.

Two More People do Stupid Things to Their Hair

Elisabeth Moss is not the most attractive girl in the world, but she's kinda pretty. I don't think she's pretty enough for this though. I think she needs hair. Some girls just need their hair, what can I say?  It's a bold move to cut your hair off and make it this blond. She will also regret this in a couple of weeks.

And now for my girlfriend Lady Gaga. I really hate to say anything bad about her...like really hate...but this hair color is not good. It's a non color. She needs to be darker or much blonder. This in between color is not good on her.

Canada Is Embarrassed - The Avril Lavigne Edition / Nickelback Edition

Look, we're SORRY for Avril Lavigne and for Nickelback. We didn't do it on purpose.

Now, I don't know what to say anymore. These two dillholes are getting married?

I am honestly SO frightened for our future right now that I am paralyzed. Imagine the shit music that would come out of their offspring?

Oh my god.

Does anyone think I can get a law written to ban this marriage?

You know, just for our ears.

AHHHH! WHAT IF THEY SING A DUET AT THEIR WEDDING?!?!

Just Don't: The Lea Michele Edition

Don't do that.

Lindsay Lohan is Gross - 6,843,127th Edition

So, on top of this post I posted the other day, here is another post of Lindsay Lohan shaming the ages 20-29 by being a part of them.

No one this age should have jowls and a side boob profile that looks like that. What did she get her implants made of? Rocks?

WTF?

She's so nast.

Amanda Bynes & Lindsay Lohan Make Being In Your Twenties Look Awful

These girls are a disgrace to 20-29 year olds everywhere. They look like total disasters. Well done Hollywood.

Amanda Bynes
Ok, her legs look good, but the rest of her is so putrid and gross. I can't even believe the paparazzi realized it was her. I mean, obviously they followed her in one of her death-mobiles, but holy hell.

I give it 6 months before she's in rehab.

Lindsay Lohan
Um. WTF?!

What is going on with her face? What is going on with her jowls? Why are her boobs SO LOW? It's so bad. What kind of bet can we make about this one?

Yikes.

Miley Cyrus Effs up her Hair

Wow. I've been gone for 2 weeks, and this is what I come back to? So, I'm not really one to talk, cause I do this kind of stuff all the time. ALL THE TIME. I cut off my hair and make it a weird color. Then you know what I do? Bitch and moan for 2 years how I wish I'd never done it. I give it 3 weeks before she starts crying to her friends/family/fiance/media.

The Spice Girls at the Olympics!

The Olympics are not so exciting for me. I just don't care enough. But one thing London won at over all the other hosts is awesome opening and closing ceremonies. I mean, COME ON.

You guys, when the internet first started being accessible to the public (via AOL - ha ha), the Spice Girls were the hottest thing out there. Like, the hottest. And I was a mid-teen girl. It was a perfect storm of amazing obsession for me. My high school agenda was PLASTERED with images of them that I had printed off the new fangled internet.

So, when I heard that Victoria was going to swallow her pride (and nothing else - it's all too fattening) and perform with the other Spices during the closing ceremonies, I got really excited.

She is so much better as a fashion designer, but it's hilarious to watch her pose and try to sing and dance. It was great. She looked SO miserable. It was amazing.

Ugh. I was 15 again there for a moment, and it was great.

Spice Girls Olympic Games London 2012 from Nathan Jayd on Vimeo.

Lady Gaga's Vogue Cover is FIERCE!

Unlike Beauty Writer, I am not a blind supporter of Lady Gaga.

Sometimes I find her annoying and pretentious.

Other times I find her fantastic and amazingly fortunate. This is one of those times.

Look how FRICKING AMAZING she looks.

Ok, fine, her face is Photoshopped into oblivion, but that cover! OH MY GOD.

It's so stark but so amazingly fabulous at the same time.

I love it.

LOVE LOVE LOVE.

Mila Kunis Disappoints. I Think Officially Now.

Just in case any celebrities are looking for tips, don't lie to the media. It's dumb, and it annoys people. 

This twit told the media months ago that she and Ashton were nothing but friends, even after continually being caught together.

Then people started catching them doing weird snuggly thing and going away together in romantic desitnations.

And here are twit and twat (copyright!) at the Hong Kong airport clearly a couple. 

Celebs - don't lie. Just say you don't want to talk about it. Not only will it increase the mystery that surrounds you, but it will make people think you're less of a douche when they catch you kissing the person you denied having anything to do with.