Tuesday, June 05, 2012

2012 MTV Movie Awards

Andy Samberg:
This is an interesting look. Has he always been so pear shaped? I am not against the tux jacket with running shoes lok, but it would have been nice if the black of his pants matched his jacket...and I'm really not sure about the polo under it. His face is pretty hilarious though.


Brie Larson:
This girl is clearly very weird. She's one of those quirkensteins who walks to the beat of their own drum and doesn't really care. I am also assuming from her facial expression that she throroughly enjoys the marijuana. It's not that this outfit is bad, it's just shes weird.

Brooke Hogan:
Ugh. Why? It's too much.

Channing Tatum:
Have you seen '21 Jump Street'? It is surprisingly hilarious. I don't have much to say about his outfit except that I don't love the cuffed jeans. It really breaks up the line of his outfit and makes me believe his legs are short.

Charlize Theron:
File this under things I'm currently obsessed with: peplums.
She's so gorgeous. I havce nothing to say about this except that her shoes are a little bridesmaid-y.

Chris Hemsworth:
Very nice.
Reminder for self: get tailor for husband so he can look this yummy.

Ciara:
She looks hot. Even with those crazy ombre roots. Very nice, and holy shit, look at her calves!

Cristina Ricci:
I'm glad she doesn't have that overly skinny bobble head look anymore. She is still very thin, but she looks more fit than disgusting. Speaking of disgusting, I don't like that dress. Ha ha. It's not disgusting, but it's not great. I am not in love with that wrap effect at the chest...and the fabric.

Ok, I hate it.
 
Desi Lydic:
I don't know who this is, but I thought it was worth posting because we can see her nipples and that's gross.

Elizabeth Banks:
Oh wow. This is something. I love the top half of her body, but I kind of wish that it was a skirt instead of these wholly unflattering pants. Like, how much would a solid black skirt look better? Ugh. she should call me. Also, she should give me those shoes.

Ellie Kemper:
This dress is something...especially with those shoes. I like it on her because I don't remember ever seeing her look this fun. It's hideous, but whatever.

Emma Stone:
This looks like a diaper. And I don't like the top. This is a rare misstep for her, I really don't like. I feel like those shoes have potential...I want to see more from them.

Also, I know blonde is her natural color, but can she go back to red? I don't like this :(

Emma Stone:
LOVE this. LOVE IT. Love the dress, love the shoes, love her awkward smile. Her hair is a bit unwieldly, but I mean, the rest is so good that I can't complain. I love it.

Eva Amurri:
Good god she has a hot body. Like, abnormal. Like, I'm insanely jealous. I know matching your purse and shoes is a no no, but I feel like she could have done it and it would have looked good here. Either way, this is a win.

Holland Roden:
Again, because I'm old, I don't know who this is, but her shoe is great and that dress is kind of fascinatingly tacky, so I think I might love it. She is like the new millenium's Topanga. Yah. You know what I'm talking about. Look it up if you don't.

Janelle Monae:
Oh my. This is very Boy George and the Culture Club.
I don't care for it and she shouldn't look so smug.
In other news, that lipstick looks AMAZING on her.

Jenna Dewan:
I believe this is Mrs Channing Tatum, is it not? (Again, excuse me, I'm old!) I like this outfit, it is right up my alley. I have small boobs, so this would fit on my alley.

don't love the shoes, but I'm currently obsessed with sandals.

Jessica Biel:
While I disagree with Beauty Writer's description of this lady as 'plain Jane', I do hate her dress, so let's call it a tie. The shoes are to die for and I want them. The bangs are, decidely, too blunt, strong and angular for someone with a really chiseled face.

Those sleeves deserve to die.

Julia Jones:
Old, don't know. Get used to it.
Love this dress. It's spectacular.

Julianne Hough:
I find this cut awkward. Like, I feel like she almost has it on backwards. I don't know how I feel about this. I like it otherwise, but that cut is weirdo. Also, her hair looks fried, no?

Kate Beckinsale:
She's perfect. YOU SHUT UP.
I love those shoes. Fine, the dress is weird, but look at her body. And her hair. Who cares? Ugh I need to go to the gym.

Kat Graham:
Bitch went for some DRAma. I respect that.
I don't particularly like it, but I respect it.

Kristen Stewart:
Or, as I like to call her: CAPTAIN POSTURE! Or, RUINER OF FAIRY TALE I ADORED AS A CHILD!

That said, she has a great body and that dress would be nice if she could manage to stand up straight.

Lauren McKnight:
Old, don't know. Why is she naked? It's really ugly.

Leighton Meester:
I like this, oddly. It's not entirely lovely, but I like the drapey top and shorts thing. There is probably too much volume in it though. I need Beauty Writer to coment on her brutal make-up, because it's NO GOOD.


Lucy Hale:
Old, don't know. Deal with it.
Why don't stylists have travel steamers? This limo wrinkle situation is awful.

Martha MacIsaac:
For such a young thing this is kind of a dowdy dress. Like, unless she's pregnant or carrying an innertube, is there a reason for that to look like that or fit like that. Ew.

Mila Kunis:
There has been chatter all over the pervy blogs this past week that Mila Kunis is suddenly much heavier than she was. She looks a little thicker here, but she is still stunningly gorgeous. I think people should shut their traps. I don't love the orange color on that....I think it's too dark for spring or too light for fall...but it's not quite the right tone.

Nikki Deloach:
I don't know who this is, but I wanted to post it because of how ugly it is. Like, seriously. So fug. She has a very Tiffani Amber Thiessen vibe.

Russel Brand:
Wow. Someone's hair is long.
I super disagree with his outfit, but this is his look and he has managed to attract some pretty hot women with it, so I guess it's working for him. He is also wearing a few of the most popular jewelry trends right now:
  • Arm cuff
  • Slave rings (rings attached to each other)
  • Body jewelry

Shailene Woodley:
Um. What is?
I don't like this.
The pants are flawless and her hair is beautiful, but that vest is atrocious and reminds me of Miley Cyrus last week. Ew! I don't want this girl to remind me of Miley.

Victoria Justice:
This is cute and she is cute and that is all.


Wiz Khalifa & Amber Rose:
They look like I want to punch them. Ha ha. Like, imagine the hot box they live in? Gross.

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