Beauty Writer and I just went to see this movie and heavens. What a hot mess.
Whoever cut the trailers for this movie deserves an Oscar in Foolery. FOOLERY.
First of all, Kristen Stewart is more beautiful than Charlize Theron? COME ON.
And then, the girl is locked up in a tower for most of her life and she knows how to dance and wield a sword...I don't know.
Also, since when does she have chiclets for teeth? And since when am I believing her British accent?
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And then there is the queen's brother, Finn. He's the WORST. He has one of those lame pageboy haircuts with the aggressively short bangs and the tiny little bob haircut. Please see here for his wet look.
This guy was so uncontrollably gross that Beauty Writer and I could not stop giggling to the dismay of the people surrounding us, including our friend.
Update: I was clearly a bit angry last night. To explain more, the problem is the editing. It's like they spent no time ensuring that issues of importance are, you know, the focus of the movie. Instead, scenes and ideas are flopped randomly into the timeline and you spend 20 minutes on one of the eight (WTF?) dwarves' funerals, but then no time at all on other things that matter. It's just poorly edited. It's too bad, because visually, it's pretty spectacular.
Seriously. Consider yourself warned.
2 comments:
I never understood it. Charlize is a million times more beautiful than Kristen the Queen has no competition.
So bummed to hear this. I was really looking forward to seeing it. Oh well. Rental I guess.
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