Tuesday, July 05, 2011

Jersey Shore Drama - Snooki Wasted Again, Gets Kicked/Lifted Out of Bar

I am delighted by the story these photos tell all by themselves. But to give you some back story, it seems that Snooki got wasted in Jersey...again...but luckily didn't get her ass arrested like last year.

Yes.

Ok, let's allow this story to tell itself:

Deena is having fun, lying on top of...Pauly D? Who else has the word 'Cadillac' tattooed on their body? Other douchebags, I know, I know.


Snooki meanwhile is getting wasted at Jenks', the group's favourite local bar. She gets so shit faced that she is carried back to the beach to her friends by this guy, who is really getting his workout of the day.

Deena feigns ignorance! She doesn't know what's wrong with Snooki. I do. Too few yards of fabric and too many yard size beverages. Also, apparently, vision, because I do not care for that pattern mix.

Ahh, I'm so excited. When is this hot mess on TV?



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