Friday, July 15, 2011

Jennifer Lopez & Mark Anthony Announce Their Divorce


Wow. I wasn't expecting this.

Well, they were seriously the most mismatched couple ever, aside from both being of latin descent. I mean really, she is a woman with the worlds biggest ego and 2nd biggest butt (Kim K wins that one) and he is a tiny man.

Hmmm, I wonder what's behind it. I bet you it's his vampirism. COME ON. Don't tell me you think that man drinks water like the rest of us. Look at him.

Can we please discuss that he's clearly walking on a heightened path here? Come on. Who am I? A fool?

The answer is yes, for those of you wondering.

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