Friday, July 15, 2011

Depressing Headline Alert: Kate Middleton Brings Back Pantyhose

Um, does the idiot who wrote this article remember what wearing pantyhose is like?

Just a reminder for you ladies who don't: it's horror. You have these things pulled up to your boobs and no matter what the crotch ends up at your knees mid day. It's really not good.

And the ones she's wearing are heinous. They're all shiny and sparkly and I won't wear them. I WON'T I TELL YOU.

Mind you, I railed on and on about not tucking ones pants into jeans a few years back and guess who has 47 pairs of boots and many pairs of jeans she tucks into them.

I don't know, unless you work in a very conservative job (law firm, etc) there really isn't any reason to wear these. She's a royal. She HAS to wear them. She can't even wear open toed shoes for the love of god.

Oh the horror.

I guess this is why I'm not royal. I'm a lazy slob. Hee hee.

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