Zara: Nice Clothes, Terrible Descriptions

I want to go to Zara. I have decided that I hate all my clothes.

I want this, and this, these and these. And while looking for these things I fell across this item.

And this description.

Really Zara? THESE are wide leg trousers?

On what planet are these wide leg trousers? And this isn't the only instance I found that description and that leg shape. Blurg. Makes me annoyed. I mean, I know their fits are terrible, but that terrible?

I need to go shopping. Please send donations.