Tuesday, April 19, 2011

Jersey Shore Season 4 Update! No ALCOHOL.


Um, they're joking with this shit, right?

In an effort not to embarrass the city of Florence, Italy, the mayor has laid down some pretty serious rules for the filming of Season 4 of Jersey Shore"
  • The cast will not be filmed in bars and clubs that serve alcohol.
  • The cast will not be filmed drinking in public.
  • The show will not be filmed to promote Florence as a drinking town.
  • The show should be filmed in a manner to promote Italy (not Americans visiting Italy) and feature its culture and good food.
I hope this is a just rumours, because if anyone plans to make this true, what's the point in watching the show? The only good thing these people do is drink.

However, to be fair, I'm sure this would help to limit the spread of herpes in Florence. They're all disgusting Valtrex-addicted herpes machines...they need booze in their system like we need to allow them back into the US after filming.

Seriously, Obama - make this your next campaign platform, you'll get voters. Trust.

I WILL NOT LET THE JERSEY SHORE HOUSEMATES BACK INTO THE US!

Or at least just the Situation, right?


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