Friday, April 15, 2011

Courtney Cox Doesn't Age, Is Too Tan


Two women: neither have aged very much in the years since the release of 'Scream', but one seems to have done it naturally and the other seems to be stretching her face and pumping crap into it non stop.

Guess which is which.

No, you know how I feel about Courtney Cox's face. It's not natural. And though she has finally admit to using Botox, I think she's being a little dishonest because it's clear she's doing all sort of stuff to her mug.

And then there's her tan. Remember when MysticTan first came out and it was Jennifer Aniston who was the face of it? And then they did that hilarious 'Friends' episode where Ross got super tan on his front half? Good times.

Courtney's legs look insane here. And not in an 'I'm-Mediterranean-so-my-skin-gets-really-tan-easily' kind of way. Her legs are tan in a 'I-used-way-too-much-self-tanner' kind of way...because it's excessivly orange and REALLY intense. And pretty uneven.

Yikes.

In all seriousness though, she needs to take it down a notch on the anti-ageing injections and the self tanner. It's creepy now.

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