The Situations Has A BOOK

Um.

I am worried this blog has become posts about things I just don't get. Because I really just don't get what is going on in society anymore.

Can someone please tell me who even wants to know about "creeping on chicks, avoiding grenades and getting in your GTL on the Jersey Shore"?

And for real, how douchey do you have to be to have a book cover with one of your nipples exposed?!

Ugh.

I'm moving to an island.