Tuesday, October 12, 2010

Celebrity break-ups of the day


A couple of Hollywood couples (ha!) announced their separation and their commitment to their children today...

Courtney Cox and David Arquette:
They actually announced this on Monday. Worst part is David Arquette stupidly went on Howard Stern this morning and started giving all sorts of details about their relationship...the last time they had sex, how many times he cheated, the fact that she had an emotional relationship with someone else...

He sounds like he knows what she's upset about but then he's talking about it on Howard Stern. Let's be honest, no one ever knew what the hell these two were doing together. He's weird, not as hot as her and creepy. She's really pretty (though she really needs to stop putting collagen and Botox in her face) and super successful.

Hmmm. Their daughter, Coco, is 6.



Christina Aguilera & Jordan Bratman:
Another couple that no one ever understood. They got married 5 years ago, had their son, Max, 2 years ago and have announced their separation. I think it's because she has started to look like this:
No, seriously, she looks like Marilyn Monroe when MM was seriously hooked on the prescription drugs. Scary.

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