People Got Married this weekend

Some people got married. More than I have pictures of, but I am drinking a glass of (surprisingly strong) red wine and didn't find the other people so interesting:

Chelsea Clinton and some guy:

I could care less about her, but I do want to comment on the fact that Bill Clinton looks TERRIBLE. My god. He just got really sick, but I didn't realize that he aged so much recently. It's kind of scary.

In other news, her dress is not too annoyingly white house terrible. The skirt is lovely, but I loathe the beaded belt. Also, she's too bloody pale.

Alicia Keys and Swizz Beatz:

Um, what a dumb name sir. I super love her dress and her bouquet though...even though there is a really annoying house plant train on her bouquet. It's very pretty.

I don't love a tight bun, but I feel like she would have frizzy, gigantic hair in that climate, so it's probably a good choice for her.

I also kind of love that you can see her baby bump. That's cute.