Wow Lindsay Lohan, wow.

So LL did some "promotional work" last week by going to some place called 'Millions of Milkshakes' and creating a milkshake that will be named after her.

Is it just me, or is that depressing? I mean, she had so much potential!

And then, of course, I wonder if the milkshake had the slight tang of faux tanner and hair dye, and the bitter saltiness of tears. Oh. that was sad and mean at once.

Another funny thing to me is that they made her put on gloves to maintain sanitary measures, but she didn't have to put her crack mane into a ponytail or hair net. Does that gross anyone else out?

I'm sure you could have flossed with that milkshake. Ew.

Emma Watson's clothes

Just for the record, I don't know who this girl's stylist is, but I want their resources. She has looked amazing recently.

I'm loving this dress.

I barely want to talk about Harry Potter's (what? I don't know his real name) Italian mobster circa 1992 suit, or Swine Flu's odd t-shirt and suit matching, but she looks FAB.

Love it.

Blake Lively wearing yet another unflattering thing...

There is a very hilarious website called "Go Fug Yourself" which makes me laugh very often...recently they had a hilarious posting on how Blake Lively always seems to be put into the most awkward, gross outfits on Gossip Girl.

I have to agree. For such a gorgeous girl, they really are very mean sometimes.

Here is a picture of Blake wearing one of the Hermes bandage dresses and looking pretty amazing (they're hard to pull off) but also kind of awful. I don't know, there's something about her waistline to hips area that's weirding me out. It makes her look like she doesn't have the amazing body that she does, in fact, have.

I mean, she has a great body and is generally gorgeous, but there's something about the colour or the fit that is making her look not so great...

And if SHE can't look good in that kind of dress, who will?

Chloe Sevigny still irritates me...

I should note that I'm mega hungover from a birthday bash on Saturday night. Yes, still hungover, it was that drunk an evening.

Anyhoo, I am one of those people who like jumpsuits. I think they're fun and I love rompers and jumpsuits and anyone who doesn't like it can suck it.

I do have exceptions to the rule, however. For instance. This crap bag of a jumpsuit and of course my nemesis, Chloe Sevigny is wearing it.

Ugh. It's leather! And it's baggy in the groin region. And why doesn't she ever do her hair? I had a still hungover shower yesterday and then passed out with my hair wet and it still looked better than that mess on her head.

She sickens me. Seriously.

Fergie's Chunk Frightens Me

Well! What else could it be!?!

I am blown away by these photos of what appear to be Fergie's penis in her tennis skort. It really freaks me out.

Is there a skort out there with an iPod pocket in the crotchal region? I don't like this!

Elizabeth Banks looks...um..Really f-ing scary!

Seriously. I'm frightened.

Her hair is teased beyond anything good, her make-up looks like she's dressing up as a Geisha girl but didn't quite get it and that dress looks like it's trying to strangle her. Maybe for her own good.

Oy.

Lindsay Lohan's Downward Spiral - Continued

I'm still going to keep her as Skank Extraordinaire, because I don't feel like anyone else beats her at being extraordinarily skanky, but still. Her life is just making me sad now.

The other night, Sam (who she's been back with for ~2 months now) went out with Drea de Mateo and only got home at 5am. Ooooh. Lindsay was at Sam's house at 6am pounding down the door.

There was screaming and Lindsay accused Sam of being a liar and then Sam threw a bag of Lindsay's stuff out onto the street. In front of the paps. And she had to clean it up in front of them. Yeesh. Embarrassing much?

Sometimes when you're a douche, life treats you douchey.

Here's some pics of it all going down because, as I said, the paps were there.

Mischa's 'wisdom teeth' get her hospitalized by the cops

Just FYI - In this case, wisdom teeth mean meth rage out or something similar. A couple of nights ago, this douche of all douches called the cops to drive her to the hospital for her wisdom teeth. Um. Yah. The claim was originally because she had no licence so she thought the cops were the best option. Taxi? Anyone?

Anyhoo, as it turns out the police admitted her to the hospital under the same 'code' that Britney Spears was admitted under, meaning they feared she would do damage to herself.

Mischa has looked particularly skuzzy and out of it lately, so I'm thinking it's some kind of drug-induced thing and that she'll be heading to rehab (again?) soon..

Ick. She makes me want to shower.

Pamela Anderson is ageing like a baseball glove

I don't know if she got some fresh injections or something, but her face is looking mighty messed up.

Yeesh.

Her decline has been rapid and gross lately.

Jenna Jameson's post baby body

Jenna Jameson had twins like, a month ago and is looking VERY nice in a bikini this week. Good for her.

I'm not super surprised because that bleach headed douche behind her is Tito Ortiz, her UFC fighter boyfriend. He has one of the most insane training regimens of anyone, so I'm sure he helped her get back to shape.

I had another thought too...it's probably not what's visible that's the problem...imagine that long as a porn star and then twins?

Smoked meat sandwich.

Rihanna's Independence Day Pasties

I would have that face on too if I forgot to wear my top and ended up going out in star-shaped Independence Day sequined pasties.

Wow. that is not a shirt.

I think I'm going to try this at the office and see if anyone says anything. Lately, things have been so lax...think I can get away with it? Ha ha.

The Best Hayden Pannetiere has ever looked. Ever.

This is BY FAR the best I've ever seen this girl look. She normally looks like a hot bowl of ass and she looks young, fresh and super hot here. Wow. I'm really impressed. Congrats to her stylist. Seriously.

Impressed. Color me it.

Mischa Barton in one word

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if
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"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

Seriously, I'm so scared.

Man of the Hour: Bradley Cooper

Ok, so clearly this guy is the man of the moment. 'The Hangover' is doing very well in theatres and he has been seen on dates with Jennifer Aniston and Renée (PUKE!) Zellwegger recently...also, he's pretty cute. Love when a man wears a suit.

Maybe it's because my husband is more of a jeans and t-shirt kind of guy, but the suit really does things for me. My husband wore one to a wedding last year in Vegas and I melted for him.

The question is, is Bradley Cooper the hotness? I find him a little large in the schnoz-al area, so I'm not sure for me, but he's definitely wearing the hell out of this suit. Mmmmm.

You tell me:

poll by twiigs.com

Halle Berry's baby is adorable

Seriously, how cute is this baby? And is it just me, or is it cuter that she's in her birthday suit instead of those totally dorky swim diapers? So cute!!! Look at her gorgeous eyes and hair!

Ew. What is wrong with me?