So LL did some "promotional work" last week by going to some place called 'Millions of Milkshakes' and creating a milkshake that will be named after her.
Is it just me, or is that depressing? I mean, she had so much potential!
And then, of course, I wonder if the milkshake had the slight tang of faux tanner and hair dye, and the bitter saltiness of tears. Oh. that was sad and mean at once.
Another funny thing to me is that they made her put on gloves to maintain sanitary measures, but she didn't have to put her crack mane into a ponytail or hair net. Does that gross anyone else out?
I'm sure you could have flossed with that milkshake. Ew.
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