I literally cannot believe this woman is 50. She is a testament to what a lot of working out, a lot of subtle plastic surgery* and a lot of money can do to the ageing process. Retard it. Notice how I slipped in that plastic surgery thing? I'm good. Smooooooth. Well, not so much anymore, now that I've pointed it out.
Anyhoo, the point I wanted to make was that she looks awesome. HOWEVER, that does not excuse constantly wearing a leotard. Partially because it's just so crotchy as a trend, and mostly because she seems to believe it's a substitute for pants. I mean, she's wearing a sheer tunic top, a leotard and over-the-knee boots. Would a mini skirt have killed her?
I'm by no means saying she looks bad, in fact, she's pulling it off, but it's a little risky for 50.
Oh well. She's hot. She can do what she wants. Plus I want those boots, so she can do no wrong. Imagine what a tard I'd look like in those boots? Oh my god.
*There is a very interesting, but quite long, article here about the new plastic surgery going on around the world from New York magazine. It's quite wonderful and hopefully, in 15 years when I want to start putting stuff in my face, it will be more affordable.
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