What is this ho's problemo? Why does she insist on wearing these GD jeans? Apparently the publicist has confirmed that they're Tom's jeans. Um. Yah right. Tom Cruise is 5'6" tall. Katie Holmes is 5'10" tall. Even with his weird wedge sneakers, he wouldn't need jeans so long that SHE would roll them.
They'd be bermudas on her!
Anyhoo, I really think that this picture would be a cute picture of a famous mom with her (damn it!) adorable young girl. But let me ask you this - I feel like Suri has been that height almost since birth...when is she going to get taller? Also, does this kid not have overalls? She looks like me going for class pictures in 1986.
Maybe they could get her some hideous denim pants from Cruz Beckham and she could roll them JUST like mommy's. Oh my god. I just vomited on my keyboard.
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