Well everyone, another year has passed and it is Christmas again. For those of you who celebrate, have a merry one! For those who celebrate something else, I hope it rocks as much as my mom's stuffing!
Thursday, December 21, 2006
Happy Holidays!!!
Well everyone, another year has passed and it is Christmas again. For those of you who celebrate, have a merry one! For those who celebrate something else, I hope it rocks as much as my mom's stuffing!
Catherine Zeta Jones is still too hot for Michael Douglas
Mr & Mrs Fug in NYC
Remember when she was cute?
F'd up face alert!
Renee Zellwegger is gross
Nothing says current like denim vests
First, I'd like to explain that Mary Hart really frightens me. Her undying enthusiasm and extremely archy eyebrows are very alarming to me.
So anyway, Jann Carl (who is looking sickly thin, might I mention) starts talking about Britney's "wild night" at Forty Deuce. Apparently, she went into the club in a mini skirt and denim vest (my fashion sense hurts just writing that), and she SHOCKINGLY half unzipped her vest (oh god, there was a zipper too?!?!) to expose her BRA!!! OH MY GOD!
What the hell is wrong with people? Big deal! She showed us her VAGINA 2 weeks ago, now her bra is making news? Gimme a break. After beav, I better get a shot of her left ventricle, because anything less is just old news.
Anyhoo, here's a pic of Brit at the club. Dancing on the stage. All I can say is ick. ICK.
Ankle boots are evil without pants
Mariah Carey is Christmasing in Aspen!
Gwyneth has nice boots. Mmmmm.
In fact, I dislike her so much that I would like to officially nominate her for the Axis of Evil 2. Please let me know your feelings.
I must say, though. I love those boots. She should give them to me. I'm sure her surfboard feet are bigger than mine, they'll fit
Ben Affleck starring on 'The Sopranos'
Sunday, December 17, 2006
Lord Lohan post of the day - December 17
Ever since she joined AA and stopped hanging around with Hollywood types she's really been looking good. I can't say I approve totally of the blue contacts, but at least it's not heroin.
I'm not totally in love with the green dress, or the braless sortie, but I think she looks great here. This was the earliest, so she's still rocking a little of the drug bloat, but she's seeking help, so let's all be there for her. I know I will be.
Here she is at the KROQ 'Acoustic Christmas' party, looking great in black. She is really beautiful. You can't deny it.
She is stunning here! The hair, the dress, the shoes, the stance. With every photo, I'm more and more obsessed with her. Great. I'm going to get fucking arrested for stalking. I'm not. I'm much too lazy to be a stalker.
Look how beautiful she is. Say it with me: Ooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhmmmmmmmmmmmm, Lohan!
Matthew McConaughey: Hot despite terrible fashion mistake
Anna Kournikova: Denim time-machine?
Salma Hayek: The savior
Things you don't want to see: Courtney Love edition
She was at an event, wearing a very high-cut dress and while in the car, gave everyone a view of how high-cut her dress really was.
Um. Ew.
Why can't anyone in Hollywood wear unders anymore?
Click on the image for a zoom-in
Jennifer Love Hewitt: "I'm Hugh Jass"
Beyonce's Boobies are scary
Britney Spears: Another week in review - December 19th edition
Tom Cruise has man-boobs!
Nicole Richie is hilarious
Ok, I will admit that I have a personal connection to this story. Maybe you'll understand why I think it's so funny:
So my mother (yes, her again) was a child-care provider (and stay-at-home mom) after her children were born. She got this gig (ha ha, 'gig') nanny-ing 3 British kids in a neighbouring city. Occaisionally, she'd stay later at night, if the parents had a function or something.
One night, she was caring for them because the parents were at a gala of some kind. I was there with her.
The parents ended up getting home quite late, so late that my mother and I were sleeping on the couch. To get home, we had to get onto the highway and my mother, somehow, ended up turning up the wrong ramp and got on the highway facing the wrong way. A la Nicole Richie.
It was quite frightening, and to ease my anxiety my mother took me to McDonald's (yes, at ~2am), but I have to say, at least she wasn't on Vicodin or weed, or both. She was straight as an arrow. Just tired and a little weird.
Let's smile at my weird memory and look at Nicole's mug shot.
Hilary Duff: The UG continues
Topless! Amy Poehler
Ok, so the person could have been better, but at least it's boobage. It is the holidays after all. Enjoy everyone.
For those of you who don't remember who she is, here's a shot of her on 'Saturday Night Live', doing the Weekend Update.
Trivia: She's married (in real life) to Will Arnett, the man who played GOB on Arrested Development.
Saturday, December 09, 2006
Matthew McConaughey on Oprah
Lord Lohan - going nuts?
This week has been pretty nuts. She's claimed that Al Gore and Bill & Hilary are helping her with her reputation, her PR rep has admitted that she's entered rehab, and she's claimed that Parasite beat her.
I am a little lost. She's apparently constantly coked out, almost OD'd last month, was cutting her wrists with a bread knife...holy shit. This is not good.
Let's look at her this week:
Leaving AA, that's some serious bloat. I'm assuming it's from not snorting pounds of coke daily...but she doesn't look good. Or healthy. Or happy (which I think we can safely assume she isn't).
Also, is that a mechanic's onesie? Does this mean I can take mine out of storage?
Leaving Orso in LA. Tights with shorts. I'm not sure about the look. Rocking the drug bloat again. This isn't looking good.
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Do we pull a switch and go with Kate? Has Lohan ever looked as good as Kate does below? Help me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Really ugly dress: Jennifer Connelly
Daily sad: TomKat not pissed at JLO
Silly hair: Gwen Stefani
Britney Spears: Another week in review
Here she is a brief time later, in one of her back-up dancer's outfits. Um. What?
That guy to her left is freaking me out in a Pete Doherty kind of way.
Tuesday, December 05, 2006
Billboard Music Awards '06: Pics
I mean, are they even televised?
I know that Parasite and Britney shunned them, but I would too if my beav had such a busy social schedule the week before.
Let's mock and talk:
Courtney Love:
Um, is it just me or has she gained ~30 lbs in the past few days? If you check out the nudie pics I have of her (posted just last week), she doesn't look nearly as heavy as this. I find that gown a little much for the fucking Billboard awards. I mean, seriously woman, it's not a fucking ball.
Carmen Electra:
Thank god the woman smartened up. The last awards show she was at she looked like a really misguided flapper dancer. An unattractive one. With bad hair. Thank god she's back to hot.
Carrie Underwood:
I am not 100% sure who this is, but I think she was on American Idol. I think she has the best outfit of this entire post. The dress is hot, but not too dressy. The hair is nice, but not too fancy. I love it. I bet she sings country or something. That would fucking break my heart.
Is anyone else totally getting a Kelly Tayler (Jennie Garth) vibe off of her?
Denise Richards:
Hmm. I must say that I hate this look. As many of you know, I have never found Denise Richards to be as hot as people make her out to be. Those brows are just too unruly. I have many things to say about this outfit.
Where most people think going black is safe, I would like to warn them that THIS is NOT a good example. Mostly because of the shoe/tight combo. It really doesn't go with the dress. She should have thrown on some other kind of leg covering.
The dress looks like something Jackie-O would wear and the hair! Good lord in heaven, the hair! What disaster of a hairdresser piled that shit up there like that??! That is not acceptable. She looks like she was breakdancing on top of her skull and her hair knotted up on top and she though 'hmm, I think this is a totally doable look for an awards show.' WRONG Denise. Try again.
Gwen Stegani & Gavin Rossdale:
I'm sure many couples have this problem. One person in the relationship is much more casual than the other and it causes lots of odd photos because you look like you shouldn't really be at the same event. That's what's happening here.
I don't mean to be a nag (I totally do), but could Gavin have thrown on a fucking shirt? She's wearing a beautiful dress. You can't take off the t-shirt for a fucking evening?! That would piss my ass off. Luckily, my hubby-to-be is much more stylish that T-Shirto here.
Janet Jackson & Jermain Dupri:
I don't understand. Did she know she looked like a tranny in that 'do? It's the only explanation I can come up with for that ridiculous tranny-esque matching outfit. She must have known. It must have been the look she was going for. Why else would she not have sleeves, but have french cuffs?
Good god, Jermaine Dupri is lucky he's mad talented. Because he's really fugly. REALLY. Actually, they make a lovely, congruous couple. Blech.
Nelly Furtado:
Canada's angel! We love us some Nelly. I know I said that I would accept the bangs, but upon seeing them swept aside, I am back in love with non-bangs Nelly. Look how fresh and pretty her face is without them!
I think the dress is gorgeous, even if it is a little much for the event. And those shoes are awesome.
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I declare Carrie Underwood the fashion winner of the evening. And yes, I looked it up, I'm aware she fucking sings country. And YES, it's hurts my soul. A lot.