Kelly Clarkson takes back the ol' nickname

I have to admit, I loath 'American Idol'. I think it is a scab on the already septic wound of North American television. When it first came out, I used to call Kelly "Piggy." I thought this was very brilliant, mostly because I was an idiot.

However, ol' KC has earned back her nickname. After years of fighting a plump figure, she has apparently eaten every Krispy Kreme (god that intentional misspelling annoys me) made in the past 6 months.

Piggy, come on! It's ok to be curvy, but you can't encourage young girls to be unhealthy, that's just not right!

Oh, and that haircut and weirdo catsuit both suck too.