God she annoys me. I think it's partly because she will always only be Marnie to me, but it may also because she shows up to things wearing outfits like this. Like, you're SO precious, aren't you. Such a perfect angel lady. Ugh.
This is the ugliest napkin I've seen people wear in a while.
She's just the best. And while I don't LOVE this, there is something so 1979 - 1984 glam about this that I can't deny it. Plus, it's her. So win-win.
Well, this is kind of sweet. And you know what? If she wasn't pregnant, I'd be really annoyed. But since she's pregnant it's ok. Now, what is NOT ok is the below zoom of her hair.
What are these bangs? These are not good.
She's so great. I mean. Look at her. I feel like this is kind of what Iggy Azalea was trying to do last night at the VMA's.
I feel like Amy Poehler has won the Emmy's. SHUT IT DOWN.
Well. I also love this. A lot. It's sleek, it's clean, she is accessorized super well. It's great.
Her hand looks weird though, no?
Meh. What is this? A recycled piece? It's Breaking Bad's last Emmy's and this is what she picks? I feel like she should have done better. And deserved better.
Aww. I really wanted to like this. And it's not that I don't, particularly, it's just that she looks like she isn't breathing. And that she managed to dislocate her right shoulder while getting out of the car or something.
Are those shoes epic? I think I need them.
I mean, she wears red A LOT. And A LOT of people wore red. And I don't mean that in a good way. Like, it's an overwhelming amount of red. And this dress is a lot.
If you scroll from the top I feel like there is a lot of potential from her hair to her earrings. And then you hit this taffeta mess of a dress that I feel like I've seen a million times and a million times ON HER.
Blech.
Like, can she ever not be amazing? She's another Allison Janney. She can do no wrong. So elegant. OMG. Look at her hair. Amazing.
This is something. And I like it. It's less annoying than most things she normally wears and her hair looks really great, not overly done and not pin straight matchy-matchy with the dress. I like this a lot.
Like, can we please with her? She looks so beautiful. She's another one with Janney and Baranksi. I can't. They're perfect, beautiful, strong women.
This is really lovely. It's almost like what Taylor Swift will be wearing when she gets pregnant. And those too are pretty much the same. Kind of the human yawns of Hollywood. I like this for a pregnant lady. She looks glowy and pretty.
Heidi Klum:
Well, this is lovely. And not nearly as annoying as the thing she wore to the creative Emmy's. Yessss, I know it was the season's winning outfit on Tim Gunn Is the Best (that's the name of the show, right?) but it was annoying. I mean, look.
I love this. It's making her glow, I love the faux capelet. The color is great. I love it.
This is really epic...but not in a way that I like. More in a "hey I'm wearing a sofa and it's not really falling right and that's why I look really sullen. Oh, well, the tapesty and my bangs which look greasy and kind of yellow in color. What's up with that?"
Those shoes look mega uncomfortable.
What is going on with her body in this dress? This is hideously unflattering to her. She needs to take it home and cut it to shreds using pinking shears because this dress is a devil.
The only woman who is allowed to wear red as many times as she wants. She is amazing and I love her.
Another rare slip...this one normally looks amazing, but this is not doing good things for her below her natural waist. Like, what's that weird lumpy effect happening to her hip area? Gah. And her hair: from this angle it looks like an afterthought.
What's up with this?
Is this actually blurry around her waist or am I having a stroke? I really like her hair. I actually like this dress too, but her try is making it hurt me. Oh god, why am I so mean? Fine, it's great.
Sometimes, if you're built like a linebacker, you shouldn't wear tube dresses. Oh no, wait. That's ALWAYS. GOD YOU RIDICULOUS WOMAN, STOP DRESSING SO POORLY. This new haircut is killing me too. She wants it to be fun and kicky and it's just annoying.
She's the worst.
Speaking of the worst...look whose hair is still purple after many complaints from me and my friends. This dress is annoying to me. Not because it's not ok, but just because it kind of doesn't work on her. The sleeves are weird and they're hurting my feelings.
To be fair, she could wear my wedding dress and I would tell you she looks terrible.
Welllllll, isn't this LOVELY? This is great. I love the piping on the seams, I love the contrast flashing underskirt. She is good. She killed it. Great.
You're too young for me to care.
What in the holy hell is this? Her hair says "doing laundry" and her dress says "I am trying to murder your soul". Jesus. You know, for someone who was exposed to a lot of great fashion over her career as a model, she sucks at getting dressed.
Killed it again. 2 nights in a row. I don't love the little pave clips at the cape, because they're either flowers or butterflies, but that is my only complaint. Amazing.
Sooo, she can't drive right? Like, we're acknowledging as a society that her eyesight is definitely failing her and we hope not to see her commandeering a vehicle any time soon. Because anyone who does this to their hair, then wears this should not be allowed to be responsible for a heavy metal thing that can be pointed at pedestrians.
I will, however, be ok with someone pointing one at her.
Just as we hear that she's not allowed to go topless in Croatia, she wears a dress that seems to mourn that thing that GOT nerds are getting all upset about today. She looks really bummed. This dress is meh. Very meh.
I. HAVE. NO. WORDS.
Just why?
This seems a bit severe. Like, it's a lot of fabric all over the place.I don't know. I find she has, like, a 50/50 hit rate on wearing things. And it's not that there is anything wrong with this. It's just not doing anything for me. Also, the fact that the wheels of the backdrop are at either side of her skirt are making something really not work for me.
I'm not sure about this one yet. Can I think about it?
Because, I think I want to like it. But then it makes me think that she just wrapped a lesser-known country's flag around her and left...but it's kind of working. And maybe it's just the colors that aren't good. Like imagine if it was black with shades of deep pink...very 70's glam...I dunno. Thoughts?
I like it. For some reason you cannot do wrong in white for me. Although the weird thing happening to her toe right now is freaking me out while I type. Is she wearing pointe shoes?
I saw a close up of her being interviewed and I could straight up tell you the size of her areolas. This dress is super clingy. Like, Marchesa couldn't put a little liner in the cups to prevent me from being able to tell you what Minnie Driver's nips look like?
It's red...
This is good. And she owning the hell out of it. Like, she knows she looks good. I like her little smirky face. It's kind of great.
I'm voting yes on this one.
She looks like I feel when people make me dress up in business clothes. Like a cat wearing a sweater. Not comfortable.
That hair do is not doing her any favors. It is making her head look like a jelly bean. WTF!?
This dress is the Nyquil of the Emmy's. It's making me sleepy in the dangerous way where I forget to breathe.
I hate this a lot, but I love her, so there.
I have decided after this and last night that Sarah Hyland got a new stylist and she should keep them because they are great and doing great things for her. This is great, age appropriate and she looks super cute. That hair is really adorable on her.
Just STOP COMING TO THINGS. Because you don't know how to dress and it's getting to be exhausting having to constantly comment on your terrible outfit choices. CHILDREN chose better dresses than you.
Hey! Sarah Paulson - look! A child chose a better dress than you.
I like this. It's playful and different. It's not necessarily nice, but she needs a little time to feel that out. I like what she chose makes sense for her age and fashion chops.
Taylor Schilling:
I really like this. I like the drape and the cling I like the non color and the shimmer. I like the ease of the cut, I like how glam it is without being overdone. I like!
I'm not crazy about the hair, but that's ok.
Ok - that's it for tonight! I'll be back tomorrow with anyone I missed and show bits!
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