Sunday, April 22, 2012

Uma's New Face


On a somewhat regular basis I have been forced to watch Smash under great duress/boredom. It's because of this grown-up version of Glee that Uma Thurman has recently re-entered my consciousness.

I'd like to preface this with the fact that I didn't grow up with Uma. In my mind, her most memorable role was as my sexy-time idol, Poison Ivy.

Guys, you know what else is memorable? That one time she skinned her cream Birkin bag and stretched it across her face. Her presence on Smash is really giving me Texas Chainsaw Massacre-related PTSD. I don't appreciate this assault on my eyes.

Am I crazy or is she permanently winking at me? Also can we please agree that the stylist on this horribly addictive show needs to be fired? How many flowy sweaters, scarves and bandanas do you think they have ready to go on set? BECAUSE IT SEEMS ENDLESS. Gross.

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